classical music...

At the risk of sounding completely random, I must tell you that I am thoroughly enjoying the music I just downloaded. Evidently, I'm on a classical kick right now, spurred by the movie I just watched, The Town. It was so well done and the soundtrack is simply beautiful. As I've said before, there is absolutely nothing more beautiful than acoustic guitar or violin music. It moves me...

If you get a chance, I thoroughly recommend this soundtrack as well as any of The Tudors'.

hump day

Happy belated hump day!

Foreplay

Foreplay is truly a lost art. I don't understand exactly why guys always just want to get right to it. I mean, it is true that there is a time and place for everything, including rough spontaneous sex, but most of the time I need you to play with me. Sure, my body is always ready for some action, but you need to get my mind there. Trust me, it'll be more rewarding for the both of us.

Speaking of playing, it drives me wild when a guy messes with my neck and ears. Sound strange? Not for me. If you do that, I might just cum without you going down south. Even talking about it gets me a little excited. Massages are also a very good thing. If you can master all of that, I'm putty in your hands...

Whip It Real Good

I ran across the story of Octomom, Nadya Suleman doing some fetish work today. I know she can be simply ridiculous, but I actually think this is kinda hot. Quite frankly, SHE is kinda hot. Yeah, I said it. So sue me.

And kudos to her for having a good time...work it, lady!

Do as I do

This do as I say and not as I do shit has got to end. As I've stated many times before, I will not ever pretend to be someone I'm not. I am proud of who I am, and if you aren't helping you are hindering. I have no time or patience for this. If you are disappointed in the direction I am taking in my life, there's the door. You are disappointed because I didn't fit into the mold you made for me. I pave my own way and I make my own mistakes. And I certainly don't need you to point them out to me. Trust me, I'm acutely aware.

Life is too short to not always be laughing. Therefore, I'm going to do everything in my power to laugh so hard my sides hurt. Life is way too short for the drama...

Now that that's out of the way, let's have some damn fun!

getting this out of my system...

I have been mad at the world as of late. To all of you on my shit list, this is just for you....

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That pretty much sums it up.

Peace out.

Madison

addiction I'd like to have

I'm watching that show "Strange Addiction", and there's this dude who can't stop running. I wished I liked to run...

just another day at the spa

I was feeling a bit stressed at work today, so I decided to go get a mani/pedi. Is it just me or does anyone else feel totally awkward when you're doing both at the same time? I find myself getting all messed up trying to hold a leg up while the lady's using the pumice stone on my heel and the other one is filing my fingernails. It's hard to concentrate and relax when everyone's pulling you in a different direction. Add in the weird massage chair (it gave me a butt massage) and a bottle of water, and it turns into a stressful experience. I did have a good laugh at myself though...and my nails look fabulous...